Rebecca Black - Friday
I’ve found the dumbest song in the world. It’s official. My IQ dropped into the double digits during the 3:48 it took to watch this.
“I see my friends kicking in the front seat, sitting in the back seat. Gotta make my mind up, which seat can I take?”
“Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday. Today it is Friday. We we we so excited, we so excited. We gonna have a ball today. Tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterward.”
See, THIS is what happens when 14-year-old children think they can “party.” Darling, you’re fourteen years old. Go to goddamn Chuck E Cheese or something. Drink some fucking chocolate milk. Eat a lunchable. Watch Disney movies. Half your friends still shop in the kid’s section at the department store, your backup dancers don’t have boobs yet (but they do have braces), and I’m pretty sure that kid driving his dad’s convertible was like ten years old.
what the fuck this hurts my brain cells so retarded.